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"You just drank the Wyrm's cousin billy!"
-Crossroads Game
"I took off my pants to look inconspicous."
-Gary about Issac
"Words hard. Stab now."
-Mark, Crossroads Game
"Less talk. More Stab."
-Stu, Crossroads Game
"The swirling morass in front of you..."
"Molasses?"
-Crossroads Game
"Is this like that, only more evil?"
-Crossroads Game
"That's good, 'cause I'm kind of jumpy and I've got a lot of prime!"
-Crossroads Game
"Now the bench has to dance the Spiral."
"The world's most evil bench."
"It'll fall down by some tired Spiral."
"Forrest Gump sits down and speaks with the Voice of the Wyrm."
-Crossroads Game
"How to make friends and influence people -- a.k.a. Don't Look Like A Dark Elf."
-Crossroads Game
"Keep Off the Bawn. This means you. Warning. Tiled Guns."
-Crossroads Games
"You are so white. You're whiter than Primus."
-Someone speaking to Matt
"Its you god-given right to yak."
-Crossroads Game
"Prime infused stick for whacking stuff."
-Crossroads Game
"Damn Mage."
"Yeah, thanks for all your help whittling back there."
-Crossroads Game
"Your first Change happens around puberty."
"You start getting hair in places you didn't have hair before, and you get strange urges"
"...like to kill and maim."
-Crossroads Game
"Excuse me, I'm going to return to my nihilistic existence and drink some Yohoos."
"Would that be nihilistic or hedonistic?"
"It would only be hedonistic if I enjoyed it and I can no longer enjoy Yohoos."
-Stu and Chris, Crossroads Game
"Humans are terrified of us, We "nuked" all our allies, we're in a war for the existence of everything, and we have to go through a Rite of Passage which not all of us survive, our enemies are insane and prolific, we can't mate with each other, we don't get a choice about this... What's the upside?"
"We get to kill a lot!"
-Chris as Tony and Katie as Peaches, Crossroads Game
"This is the upside?"
"You keep avoiding the upside."
"There is no upside, I know it."
"You guys have more potiential than most people in the world."
"Please tell me your kidding."
-Crossroads Game
"Its an Abyssal-American."
"Does that mean he has protection under the Bill of Rights?"
-Crossroads Game
"No offense, but is there anyone else we can talk to? The way the rules seem to work, you'll be dead soon or turn evil and I'd just like to know where to go next."
-Crossroads Game
"We're at one of the magical mystical points where the party is not being forced to dance the Spiral."
-Mark as ST, Crossroads Game
"Her view was, I have hopskotch I might as well use it! On this pen! ... I so wis I was kidding."
-Gary referring to Crystal's Satyr in MbN.
Rob Zombie as an "Umpa Lumpa" -- 'Dig through the candy and burn through the taffy...."
-Mark being silly
"He's trying not to look at you, you're a creepy little boy."
"Fine, I'll go tease my hair and watch the Crow."
-Mark as ST and Gary as Issac, Crossroads Game
"If this mood were a town it'd be called Copeland. If it were a chewing tobacco it would be Copehagen."
"If t were a comically named town in the Flintstones it would be Cope-Rock."
-Mark and Stu waxing philosophically, Crossroads Game
"Azreal and I have a working relationship, I kick him in the balls everytime I see him"
"That's not a working relationship, its scrotal terrorism."
-Stu and Jed, Crossroads Game
"Congratulations you've just completed the Rite of Talisman Dedication (via moldy-spat-upon-Lindberger cheese), by this time tomorrow you'll have completed the Rite of Giving-Birth-to-the-Anti-Christ-on-the-toilet."
"Can't wait to learn that Rite."
-Damned Bone Gnawers, Crossroads Game
"Death is nature's way of telling you that you weren't cut out to be a werewolf."
-Stu, Crossroads Game